/* TEAM */
  Illustrious, world-renowned users: Ryan Sadler, Ken Simpson, Laura Watkiss, Neil Watkiss
  Others: shall remain anonymous

/* SITE */
  Established: 1997
  Last original update: 2003
  Rebuilt: 2026
  Standards: HTML, CSS (Useit House Style)
  Components: Astro, Cloudflare Workers, Durable Objects (SQLite)
  Previously: Apache/1.3, Perl CGI, Java(TM) Plug-in 1.4.2